I hopped online today to check the daily news and was hit by a plethora of fabulously interesting headlines. Here are the best of the best.
Coyote Visits Downtown Deli (ABCNews)
I picture him walking in, ever so calm, sitting down and talking with the other patrons. “So how’s it going? Yeah the city threw out my [...]

There’s not as many instantly hilarious headlines today but there are definitely some that make me wonder if perhaps 24 hour networks should just be banned outright for the stuff they come up with to pass the time.
Group seeks to ban certain birth control pills (CNN)
This is news? Isn’t someone always seeking to ban birth [...]

So to speak. You have to wonder how much the person who writes headlines for CNN.com gets paid when you see this on the first page: “BBQ stand burns as calls to 911 pooh-poohed.”
Yes. Pooh-poohed. That caused some head scratching on this end, I don’t know about you.

In my never-ending quest for interesting/odd/entertaining headlines, I often find myself wanting to smack myself in the head. Here are a few gems from today’s batch.
Cat gorges on stolen food, gets stuck in door (CNN)
Images of an extremely large cat butt sticking out of a doorway were not what I needed this early in the [...]

Today isn’t the greatest headline day so far but there are still some entertaining moments.
Hindu holy men says Ganges too dirty for ritual bath (AFP)
This is sort of like someone pouring sewage into the Vatican’s holy water. Not a good thing for followers. But when not considering the religious implications it is a pretty funny [...]

You know, sometimes this is too easy. Here are some of my favorite headlines of the day, from Jesus to monkeys….
Jesus in a tree? Neighbors say Lord, yes (CNN)
Perhaps he was rescuing a cat. You realize in most other situations, if you replace the name “Jesus” with, say, “Masked Avenger,” you might be committed. But [...]

Some of the odd headlines I found today are pretty interesting. In a “please don’t hit me again” sort of way. So let’s get to it…
Reporter watched a hanging and can’t forget it (CNN)
Well I would hope that would be something you couldn’t forget. I would hope you wouldn’t just go, “Oh, a dead guy, [...]

Originally posted 1/2/07
Glancing over the basic news-fusion (you know, News-Confusion?) sites, a few very…interesting…headlines caught my eye. Here’s the best of today’s crop. I of course did not read the articles before writing this. That would ruin the fun of the strange headlines.
Police: Toddler found playing on highway (CNN)
Well that’s always nice to see. It’s [...]